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那天跟我哥抱怨:哥,现在的钱真不经用,我回家这几天

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那天跟我哥抱怨:哥,现在的钱真不经用,我回家这几天,花了一千多块钱,还感觉啥都没买到,现在想点个外卖都要犹豫半天。我哥沉默了会儿后认真地说:我觉得你说的对,不过有一点我跟你相反,我不吃外卖,就吃你嫂子做的饭……

话说有一天肚子疼,急忙忙包去厕所,褪下裤子之后用了半天劲儿,?绲囊簧??帕司尴斓钠āH缓缶吞?礁舯诳拥母缑?“我去......” 当我完事要走时,那哥们又说:兄弟还有纸吗?刚才被你一吓,纸掉坑里了!

上大一时,有个海南小伙追我们宿舍一女娃,他们一起出去逛顺便买点水果,女的要吃香蕉,一问香蕉四块钱一斤。那海南小伙说这么贵,我们那香蕉都是给猪吃呢!气的那女娃转身就走。 我想知道小伙你现在找到女朋友了么?

中午去打球,半道上让我爹给堵了,指着我鼻子教训:“这他妈四十来度,你出来打球,是不是傻?你脑子是不是有问题?”看着周围人群指指点点,我十分羞愧:”爹回去再骂吧,这都看着呢,怪难为情的”。我爹把羽绒服一紧:“不行!”

跟老公正商量暑假给儿子报个补习班。一旁写作业的儿子突然问我:“妈妈,好的品行重要,还是学习重要?”我:“都重要啊,但二者选其一的话,品行更要。”儿子点头:“嗯,爷爷奶奶年纪大了,我想暑假回乡下陪他们,做一个孝顺的孩子。

租车司机深夜正在行驶在一条偏僻的路上,突然一个女人拦车,司机发现这个女人脸白,衣服也白,上车后这个女人用一种细细的声音说:紫云山庄,第二殡仪馆。司机觉得后背阴森森的,幸好一路无事,到达目的地后,这个女人把车门打开,司机回头一看,这女人一下子不见了,司机吓坏了,正要开车走人,突然车窗上伸出一只手扒着车窗,还有人说话:司机,麻烦你下次不要把车停到下水道旁边好不好,烦死了。

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