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我就喜欢爱劳动的人!

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我就喜欢爱劳动的人

看海豹做仰卧起坐,比许多人做的都多啊

这慢动作牛哥给满分

龙虾:这些我都认识,都比较熟!

狗子:兄弟让开这是我家!

:内涵男女,“经验”都很丰富啊

1、我问男友:“A罩杯到底有多大?”

他说:“你把腿伸直,摸摸你的膝盖,差不多就这么大。”

2、女:你有处女情结么。

男:我不在乎房子是不是二手的,但是我在乎房子里死过多少人。

女:那死了一亿跟死了一个你选哪个?

男。。。

3、今天我拿二货女友的手机玩了一下她的酷跑,看她的技术不咋滴,说:“这么低的分数还玩干嘛。”

结果她回一句:“你每次在我身上两分钟就完事了,那怎么也老是想做啊。”

4、哥们去面试,美女主管问他:“你能干多久? ”

哥们愣了一下:“一般半小时吧!”

“我是说在这!”

“在这有点紧张,大概能坚持五分钟吧!”

5、座出租,电台广播里正在热议王全安的事,我纳闷,他老婆那么漂亮,为什么王导还要去嫖?

的哥马上说:买了私家车就能保证不打的?

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