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哥们在厕所门口练习瑜伽,那可不是好地方

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美女大长腿也太长了吧

哥们在厕所门口练习瑜伽,那可不是好地方。

厉害了我的孩,低估你了

我也想低调啊,可实力不允许啊

1.老婆是土生土长的北京人,没有去过农村。但是老婆经常对我说城里空气没农村清新。今天我带她回农村老家好好感受农村清新空气,顺便看看小动物。老婆捂住嘴巴鼻子,好像不太适应。我问:在农村感觉怎么样???老婆捏着鼻子说:除了猪圈,还有别的地方可以感受农村气息吗???

2.公交车上,一打扮妖艳的女子对座位上的男子说道:“能让个座儿吗?我是个孕妇!” 男子打量了一番,说道:“哦,好,你坐。” 妖艳女:“谢谢!” 过了一会,男子疑惑的问道:“冒昧问一句,你怀孕几个月了?瞅你这身段不像孕妇啊!” 妖艳女笑着答道:“哦,大概…大概50分钟吧!”

3.中日韩三国足球队主教练一起来到天堂,询问上帝各自的足球队什么时候才能得世界杯冠军,上帝说:韩国需要50年。韩国教练大哭起来:我是见不到了。上帝又说:日本需要100年。日本教练大哭起来:我是见不到了。中国教练连忙问:我们呢?上帝大哭起来:我是见不到了。

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