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大哥,你都喷了一个小时了,请问什么时候才可以剪发啊

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妹子,你的胃是什么做的,我们一家人都吃不了这么多。

大哥,你都喷了一个小时了,请问什么时候才可以剪发啊。

老婆全老丈人家回来,没啥带的,就带回了几条金龙鱼

狗子:我逛街累了,我躺会儿哦

1.刚交了个男朋友,回家跟老妈说,老妈不厌其烦的问我他都有什么优点,到底哪好。我实在受不了了,猛地说了一句:“他肾好!”瞬间,老妈不问了……

2.我:“老公老公我想吃糖!” 老公:“好啊!晚上带你吃!” 我:“什么糖呢?” 老公:“脱氧核糖。” 这是个什么糖?新出的么?想想还蛮期待的!

3.天气很热,一身汗,就到公司临时客房洗了个澡,洗一半发现没有搓花,就打电话让闺蜜送,三分钟女闺蜜进来,我打开浴室门,t喵给我递了一个刷锅的不锈钢丝球。。。。这是嫌弃我脏么?

4.这天在大海里的两头鲨鱼正在无聊的游着。一头鲨鱼说:“等会儿有人潜水的话,咱们别咬他了。”另一头鲨鱼问:“那我们该干啥呢???”弟一头鲨鱼听了说:“我们直接把他头上戴着的那个东西抢过来就行了,这样,咱们就可以戴着它上岸玩了。”

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