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姐姐,可怜可怜我吧。

这黑手真是防不胜防啊。

这下你闲不下来了吧

给我个面子好吗

1.今天正在做饭,忽然切到手了。家里厨房有地板那种……我赶紧喊到:妈,妈,我手流血了!!我以为我妈会心疼的赶紧替我包扎,可是结局是这样的……我妈一边跑来一边说:快快快,快接着血,我刚拖的地板,别弄脏了~~妈,妈,你真的是我亲妈吗?

2.我发小爷爷九一年去世的时候,留下遗言说焊死的铁箱子里面装着一个用一间祖屋换来的宝贝,以后要买新房的时候,再打开这个铁箱!一家人也不知道里面是啥宝贝玩意。反正挺沉的,用红布遮住。我发小最近买房,首 付不够,想到了这个宝贝,拿切割机切开了铁箱,发现里面是一个老式的彩电..

3.早晨起窗去菜市场买菜,结果不小心买多了,好几袋子都快拎不动了。这时听到身后有人喊:美女,累了吧???扭头一看,卖猪肉的那个帅哥正看着我,我暗喜:难道帅哥看我长得漂亮要帮忙???只听帅哥说:美女买点猪肉吧,吃了猪肉就有力气了,有力气以后就能拎动了…………

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