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这波狗粮吃的,手里的零食突然就不香了

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这波狗粮吃的,手里的零食突然就不香了。

女儿会喜欢这么抽烟的爸爸吗?

好可爱的宝宝,这个姿势萌翻了。

1..lz大三的时候,一哥们儿晚上去跑步,遇到一妹子,然后各种聊,最后哥们儿问她:你几年级的?妹子说是三年级的。几天过后,哥们儿喝了点小酒,然后就买花打算去表白,我们一群基友在远处观望。过了没多久,哥们儿过来了,我们问:成了吗?哥们儿一脸苦逼地说:tmd她是研三的!

2.有一棵很高很高的椰树,分别有四种动物,猩猩、人猿、猴子、金刚爬到树上摘香蕉,你认为哪个先摘到?测你是那种性格的人。答案是:1、猴子是最典型的250;2、猩猩是少根筋的弱智;3、人猿是老年痴呆前兆;4、金刚是脑袋被门夹了的笨蛋;你见过椰子树长香蕉么?

3.在我小的时候,当我考到全班弟一的时候,我妈就会奖励我非常多的奖励,有次我就对我妈说:妈妈,你奖励的牙膏不错,但是裙子和衣服我都穿不了!!!我妈就说:没事的,我能穿!!!我:下次能奖点别的吗???我妈:好!!!下次我考了弟一的时候,我妈送了我台洗衣机!!!

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