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兄弟,这种情况,你就不要躲躲闪闪的啦!

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兄弟,这种情况,你就不要躲躲闪闪的啦

四川妹子最爱的火锅蛋糕

你快点回来吧!跑的有点太远了!

你愣住的一瞬间,我连埋哪儿都想好了!

:挑战老师怒点的高冷小学生

1、老师:小明,你又上课睡觉!给我站起来!

小明:老师,我的上眼皮和我的下眼皮在生病!

老师:哦?什么病?

小明:自闭症!

2、老师:今天我也让你们当一回老师,让你们体会一下做老师的辛苦。

小明:上面的那位同学,既然你那么喜欢站着,就TM站到走廊上去。

老师:滚出去……

3、老师:你说你!啊!这么不争气!你能给你们家!你爸你妈做什么贡献啊!

学生:老人不图儿女为家做多大贡献啊!一辈子不容易就图个平平安安!

4、幼儿园里,一个小男孩送了个发卡给他喜欢的女孩儿。然后他问老师:“老师老师,西西的发卡好看吗?是我送给她的!”

老师说:“好看呀,你怎么不送老师呢?我也想要呢!”

小男孩:“那……等你长她那么好看的时候再说吧!”

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