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这妹子一看就知道是歌唱家

来体会一下我们大东北冬天的寒冷吧~~

狗狗,那个地方不能咬哦

气质这一块,一定要控制得死死的

过年回家,农村路滑,要多准备几双这样的鞋才行

1.媳妇是个健身教练,体型健硕,浑身肌肉。昨天我俩去爬山,遇到一只野生狗熊。我赶紧拉着媳妇趴下装死,要不然肯定会被狗熊拍死。结果狗熊看见媳妇后立马趴在地上,媳妇扛着我走了……我从狗熊的眼神中,看到了深深的同情。

2.我瞒着老婆开出租车赚一点私房钱,别说,一晚上能赚到2000块钱呢。昨天半夜我接到一对小情侣,两个人商量着,在情人节之前,背着爸妈,怎么样才能把户口本偷出来领证。听了他们的方法,我觉得现在的年青人真勇敢,我特别的感动,交车回家后,我立马把户口本藏到闺女找不到的地方!

3.最近小姨子失恋了,来我家住,昨天她慵懒的躺在沙发上玩手机。我路过客厅被她叫住:“姐夫,人家口渴了,麻烦你给人家倒杯水!”我这几天心气不顺,便怼了她一句:“你姐支使我,那是天经地义!你是谁?凭什么也支使我?”小姨子:“姐夫,你信不信我能霸占你老婆一个月,天天让你睡客厅冻死你?”

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