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告诉你了没车座子,你非骑

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美女这喝酒的方式厉害。

你妈三天没对你动手了吧。

告诉你了没车座子,你非骑!

1.“护士妹妹,你可长得真美!” “那想不想,多看看我?” “当然想了!” 护士很快走过来,用力捏了捏我都快要好的伤口。 “哎哟!疼死我了,你干什么?” 护士笑了:“你再多住几天院,不就可以多看我几天?”

2.前天部门聚餐,点菜时我去卫生间,又有电话,说了二十分钟。 回来菜上齐了,我那里有盘红烧蹄筋。 尝下糯糯香香,多吃了几口。 经理说:“丽丽,你还挺爱吃,一般女生不习惯.....” 我:“我常吃啊,都是胶原蛋白,对皮肤好....”, 一片死静后一桌爆笑,特么我才知道,那不是蹄筋,那是牛鞭。

3.我:“老妈,最近手头有点紧”老妈:“那快挂了吧,省点话费!”我:“可咱是亲情号啊!不要钱!”老妈:“那就省点电费啊,充电不得花钱!”我:“我住宿舍不交电费啊老妈!”老妈:“哦,那就省点力气,说多了容易饿!”我…… 神回复:不用怀疑,是亲妈,至少还接你电话。

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